Kim Scum is Ill; Japan is gonna invade - What's this guy smokin?

Now I've heard it all. Is it just possible that the drug problem in the US is not has bad as we once thought? Could it be that other countries around the world have access to much harder illicit substances? That has to be the case when the worlds smallest (in oh so many ways) dirt bag, Kim Dong Dumb Ill makes claims that Japan is plotting an invasion of Korea with the help of the US.

Don't believe me? Read about it here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/20/us.japan/index.html

Does Japan even have an Army? I know they have some type of civil defense system. Japan like Germany after WW2 was limited in their military presence and size as a result of the surrender to allied forces at the end of the war. So how are they gonna invade Korea? Oh yeah, according to 45 degree optical sensor shrimp Kimmy the wee man, "with the help of the US." Smoke some more crack you dumb little man.

You really have to wonder if Kimmy Ill and Teddy K don't just hang out smokin' crack and drinking 40's together to dream this stuff up. I couldn't crap a larger disaster than Kim Dumb Dong Ill.

I guess when you are the leader of one of the smallest most underdeveloped countries, torture your own people, rape women and children, play with used plutonium you pretty much have it all. I guess with all those lavish excesses, one can get pretty bored. I guess if I were king of my own little utopia (and only 3.2 feet tall), I would become ultra paranoid, and insane as well.

Perhaps kimmy just has Bush envy. After-all, GWB is not that tall, but he towers over little kim like he was Kobe or Shaq. Someone ought to slam dunk ole lil'kim and smak his shrimpy ass back to da hood.