Survior Vatican - Who will be the Pope?

I was thinking that the Pope should be chosen "Survivor" style. They should make the election of the Pope a reality TV show.

Think about it. For an immunity challenge each prospective pontiff would have to face an alter boy. The one that does not succumb to the urge, wins immunity.

Things won at the reward challenge:
Communion wafers
Wine
Rosary beads

I am sure the possibilities are quite endless. I could probably come up with an entire range of sick, sadistic things to have the Conclave do on live TV.

Before you go commenting about how horrible this is, I am Catholic!

Ultimately, I'd really like to see an Italian back on the throne. (ok, I'm 1/2 Italian) damn, I'm so biased. That or perhaps that funky dude from Nigeria. For anyone that has been to a church with black folks, I am telling you! They know how to kick it up a notch. They have fun praying to the Lord, dancing and singing. One thing a dry true Apostolic Catholic Mass needs is to have things kicked up a notch. Get a bit of Gospel funk going, get all the brothers and sista's kicking it. Make that alter bling, bling boy!

I'd be a regular at a Mass like that. Don't get me wrong, hell, I just love repeating the same crap over and over and over and over and over (for thine is the glory and the kingdom, blah, blah....) and over again! It's so much more fun to say the same thing every week. Yeah, I just love a routine. It's so exciting. NOT!

My vote is either for a traditional dego with the gusto to change some rules, like the rubber thing, and marriage for priests. Or a brother with some soul and funk!

Yeah, baby, YEAH!