Breakup Letter Generator - Cool!

Man, I wish I would have had this before I got married. Introducing the "Breakup Letter Generator" online!

What a wonderful little tool. Here is what I would write to my girlfriend:

Dear Dirty Ass,

This letter is to inform you of the termination of our relations. It is imperative that this mutual release be executed immediately and is intended to eliminate any obligations by either party henceforth.

It's over.

You sucked some other guys walley. You are dumpy, lumpy, ho, flat chest, hair, homely. You always smokin crack and I well hung, muscular, smart, funny, cool.

Although this document officially denotes the end of our affiliation, I will always have possession over her fat ass. However, with reference to this, the following decrees you a bitch: cause she smell.

Upon execution of this document, I will drink and party and you will they will swarmed by bees. Be forwarned: in dollars


Have a nice life and goodbye bitch!

Sincerely,

Jer