Runaway ding bat going to the pokey!

Well it appears as though my faith in intelligent life in the south has been restored thanks to several weeks of hard thought by law enforcement. Looks like that dumb chic that decided it would be cool to kidnap herself and blame it on Mexicans is gonna do some time.

Apparently she is going to be charged and arrested. She is facing up to 6 years in prison and is going to be charged with a felony.

Read more about the obvious here.

I still cannot get over what a bug eyed freak this chic is. Who the hell would abduct her intentionally anyway?