UPDATED - Death by Peanut Butter Kiss

Ok, some time ago I posted some comments about how a girl died after being kissed by her boyfriend who had just ingested peanut butter. For the laugh your ass off antics of the "Kiss of Death" blog entry, click here.

What makes this story so funny, and complete satire is the fact that the teen DID NOT in fact die from a Peanut Butter laden kiss. The truth is she died 8 hours after the alleged kiss.

A coroners report confirmed this.

Normally I do not make rebuttals to my blog entires. However since being stalked by a mentally deranged dissertation writer who likes to pretend he works for the UN, I felt the need to qualify my previous statements.

I understand now that I have apparently shunned and perhaps singled out those mentally challenged people as well as those with the name "Matt". To that end, I am very sorry. In the future I will be sure to take into account the concerns of the ignorant by placing either disclaimers, or alternate versions of my blog entries with a more "Dick and Jane" approach to writing, so as not to offend. If you are a delusional and or deranged person fitting this description, are from the UK and have the name Matt, rest assured, I am going to do all I can to appease your dire condition.