Hedgehogs have a preservation societyy?

Ok, I have seen some goofy things in my time, but this one takes the "shake", literally. Apparently in a "Flurry" of outrage a group called The British Hedgehog Preservation Society has won a year long fight with fast food maker McDonalds. What the nutjobs at the BHPS wanted was for Mickey D's to shrink the size of the opening in a McFlurry cup.

Apparently, (don't laugh, I am serious here) there has a been a huge rise in the number of hedgehog fatalities, apparently the result of McFlurry Cup Traps. Yes, hedgehogs were sucking the bottom bits of McFlurry juice from the McFlurry cups only to get themselves McStuck in the McFlurry cup. Once stuck, the hedgehogs would die of starvation.

Now you have to ask yourself one question. Are hedgehogs really buying McFlurrys? How the hell are these little creatures getting a hold of McFlurry cups to begin with?

A simpler fix to this Flurry of McFlurry related hedgehog deaths might be to stop serving McFlurrys to hedgehogs.