Naked man arrested for concealed weapon

You just have to think about that for a moment.... Just where the hell was he concealing that weapon if his body was devoid of clothing?

Well if you guessed "up his ass", you're correct. Apparently police happened upon the man lying naked on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path. When found he warned police he had a "tool" in his rectum.

Once warned of the location of the "tool", police drew their weapons and called fire and rescue. Firefighters soon removed a 6 inch metal awl wrapped in black electrical tape from the perps asshole.

You've got to be kidding me...