George Takai "Sulu" of "Star Trek" fame to wed!

Boldly going were no man has gone before, George Takai is the first to secure a $70 Marriage License to wed under California's new Gay Marriage Law.

You have to wonder if Sulu ever went Warp 9 on any cast mates on the set of "Star Trek"?



In this undated AP photo George Takai (left) shown with his soon to be husband??? Brad Altman.

I was kicked out of Catholic School once for throwing a piece of lint at another kid. He threw it first, but non the less I was booted for a week! Meanwhile, men can marry... Sheesh.. What a strange world.

I got fired from a job because I refused to keep my hair above my collar, but now kids everywhere have 30 piercings in their eyebrows, ear, lips and nose, and some even have these big ring things in their ears.

What the Christ? I'd give anything to be a kid or gay today. They get all the cool perks!

Good luck Sulu, we love you!!!