Hudson Offers $740 per pound reward!

That's right folks. Jennifer Hudson's recent reward offer of $100,000.00 equates to $740 per pound for this chunky, overweight, lets be blunt - fat kid! Hudson's 7 year old nephew was apparently missing after his mother and brother were found dead in their Chicago home Friday.

Julian King, listed at 135 pounds, and 4' 11" was just 7 years old. I don't know what is a bigger tragedy, the fact that someone murdered this innocent little boy and his mother and brother, or the fact that they were so damned obese.

The collective weight of the entire deceased family is now somewhere north of 1/2 a ton for 3 people. That's just disgusting.

Who the hell is Jennifer Hudson anyway?