What the Hell is a Rihanna?

Whatever it is, it looks like a mannequin. Or a full size bi-racial Barbie? WTF is this thing pictured below?


Apparently this is a picture of a "singer"? called Rihanna (pronounced RE AHNA) that was beat up by another "singner"? called Chris Brown?

Here are the results of a good beating:



This is one scary looking chick. Looked worse in the photo above you ask me. Apparently this Rihanna chick got into a fight with one of her peeps, Chris Brown. The fight was over a "Text Message", apparently. The text message was found by Rihanna and was from one of Browns other hoes he like to smack around. I guess things got out of hand and PIMP had to put HOE back in her place!

Way to go Chris, you one cool ass brutha! Thanks for keeping in real in BHM.

Looks like Rihanna is out earning again, and all is well. Not before Brown got a felony assault charge of course. But, bitches be making a play for him so much that he don't give no mind to the law!

You da man Brown!!!