Useless and most likely disturbing things you really do not care to read about.

Monday, February 28, 2005

Bush still = bad, but another Democracy? In Lebanon?

"Lebanon's pro-Syrian PM resigns"

Full story can be found here

Amidst a sea of red, white and green Lebanese flags "Demonstrators in Beirut's Martyrs Square chanted, "Syria out! Syria out!" after Prime Minister Omar Karami announced his resignation in a speech aired by the Lebanese Broadcasting Corporation."

It is becoming more and more evident every day just what the war in Iraq, and more importantly the "War on Terror." was all about.

You have to be blind, ignorant or just plain mad that Gore did not win in 2000 not to see the positive changes in this new Millennium.

I still see an overthrow of the government in Iran on the horizon. It won't be prompted by the US, it will come from inside their own borders.

Freedom is an infectious disease that spreads like wild flies. The only two differences are, its not a harmful disease, and there are no flies.

Saturday, February 26, 2005

Bush bad? Why then is the world creating more new democracies?

Afghanistan a democracy for the first time its history? Iraq a democracy? Saudi Arabia allowing "men", (I'm sure women will follow at some point) to vote for the first time? A democracy there too? Palestine and Israel have a cease fire? Even Clinton could not achieve that. Now Egypt?

For the first time since 1981 Egypt goes democratic as well! I think this says it all: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/02/26/egypt.ap/index.html

Things are not quite as bleak as the press and nay-sayers of hate radio and hate tv (to use the phase coined by Billy Maher, host of hate talk shows) would have you believe.

I see Iran going Democratic next. Freedom works. Just believe in it. I for one am thankful and proud of all the work our troops are doing to insure a safer world.

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

Kim Scum is Ill; Japan is gonna invade - What's this guy smokin?

Now I've heard it all. Is it just possible that the drug problem in the US is not has bad as we once thought? Could it be that other countries around the world have access to much harder illicit substances? That has to be the case when the worlds smallest (in oh so many ways) dirt bag, Kim Dong Dumb Ill makes claims that Japan is plotting an invasion of Korea with the help of the US.

Don't believe me? Read about it here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/20/us.japan/index.html

Does Japan even have an Army? I know they have some type of civil defense system. Japan like Germany after WW2 was limited in their military presence and size as a result of the surrender to allied forces at the end of the war. So how are they gonna invade Korea? Oh yeah, according to 45 degree optical sensor shrimp Kimmy the wee man, "with the help of the US." Smoke some more crack you dumb little man.

You really have to wonder if Kimmy Ill and Teddy K don't just hang out smokin' crack and drinking 40's together to dream this stuff up. I couldn't crap a larger disaster than Kim Dumb Dong Ill.

I guess when you are the leader of one of the smallest most underdeveloped countries, torture your own people, rape women and children, play with used plutonium you pretty much have it all. I guess with all those lavish excesses, one can get pretty bored. I guess if I were king of my own little utopia (and only 3.2 feet tall), I would become ultra paranoid, and insane as well.

Perhaps kimmy just has Bush envy. After-all, GWB is not that tall, but he towers over little kim like he was Kobe or Shaq. Someone ought to slam dunk ole lil'kim and smak his shrimpy ass back to da hood.

Monday, February 21, 2005

$19 grand to separate wax Pitt???

Now I've seen it all. Apparently Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston , or wax representations of them at Madame Tussaud's gallery in London where separated from one another as a result of their "real life" counter parts separation.


"The procedure, which involved remolding their arms, cost around 10,000 pounds, or the equivalent of $19,000, and the separated figures have been put back on display with their backs to each other."


Ok, so does Madame T make so much money that she can afford to spend $19 grand to separate a Hollywood couple every time there is a break up? Come on? They could save themselves some case and never put a famous duo in an embrace. Just slap them next to each other. When they break up, move them somewhere else.

In this case apparently it was not enough to separate the two. They left them right next to one another, except with their back turned to one another.

I wonder if Michael Jackson is vindicated for his alleged crimes if they will separate his Wax likeness from the children's lives he has touched?

God, can you imagine the Liz Taylor or Liza Minelli wax wonders? I wonder how much they have spent on them over the years separating them on almost yearly, and in some cases, monthly basis. Lord knows they must have spent tens of thousands adding more wax to them just to keep up with their weight gain and sagging remnants of womenhood.

Finally, what if Jennifer and old Brad get back together? What next, a reattachment?

Wednesday, February 16, 2005

Churchill an Indian? Coming to Whitewater - Jer will be there!

"Professor Ward Churchill is the author of a paper that compared 9/11 victims to a Nazi who planned for Jewish extermination."

This according to a lovely story from our friends at CNN:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/02/09/colorado.prof.ap/index.html

What a scumbag. I guess these types of statements from this ignorant uneducated creatan are nothing new. However all the media attention that has been given to this inbred moron is what continues to fuel the fire and debate.

Here are some interesting facts about old Ward Churchill the self prescribed wannabe indian:

1. He is a tenured professor yet does not have a PhD.
2. He is not an Indian, nor does he have any Indian blood, relatives, or otherwise.
3. He thinks if he grows his hair out long he will become an Indian by proxy.
4. He invents facts
5. He lied and said he was an Indian to get his job.

I could go on.. I suggest you take a look at Joustthefacts.com's blog as there is a wonderful write up on some of Churchill's silly claims and continuing diatribe.

Finally this sick pathetic ignoramus is going to grace all of us with his presence at UW Whitewater next month. Of course the invitation to UW was made over 6 months ago, prior to his latest racist outbursts. That said, I still find it sickening that the UW system is still going to allow him to sit in on a 4 person panel comprised of Indians. Oh, did I mention that Churchy is one of the Indians? To add insult to injury the UW is paying this self righteous ass $4000. Hell, I'll pretend to be an Indian, a dog, chicken, Janet Jackson, whatever for half that amount.

Given that Whitewater is only 20 minutes from my house, I think I will make it a point to attend wearing my full Indian regalia. It is a fact that I am part Indian as well. After all, my Grandfather was born on an Indian reservation in Oklahoma during the Great Depression. I guess that makes me an Indian too!

Damn the white man, damn him...

Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Wal-Mart Closing Pro-Union Canadian Store - GOOD!!!

I just came across an Associated Press article posted on Fox News:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,146914,00.html

"NEW YORK — Wal-Mart Stores Inc. (WMT) said Wednesday it will close a Canadian store whose workers are on the verge of becoming the first ever to win a union contract from the world's biggest retailer."

That's all we need. A bunch of do nothing lazy scum bags helping to once again raise prices, while systematically demoralizing hard working wage earners.

Imagine being greeted at the door of your local Wal-Mart by not one, but 3 greeters. Why 3 you ask? Simple. With a union in the mix you will have to have a Supervisor Greeter, a technicians greeter, and finally the lowly greeter.

What's more, forget those low prices when you have to tack on the extortion charges so that the union can support its political affiliation and other illegal activities like beating the shit out of a wheel chair bound senior that rolls across the picket line.

Since there are so many different departments in Wal-Mart can we now assume there will be separate "locals" for each? The Fruit Bearers 101. How about the Local 302 Stock Boys. Don't forget the ever popular Self Checkout Local 318. What? Self checkout? That's right folks. With union you will now see supervisors and technicians manning the "Self Checkout".

Jer does not buy from union shops. Jer does not associate with unions, or the scum bag companies that harbor them. As far as Jer is concerned, unions are terrorist organizations.

Remember the scene in the "Sopranos" where T's group of thugs sit and do their "no show", "two sit", two at lunch" bit? Does fiber optic cable ring a bell? Its all fiber optics now.. Anyway, if you remember this scene you know what I am talking about.

I've often said "if you peal back the union label, it is there you will find the real scab."

You go Wal-Mart!

Monday, February 07, 2005

Another reason Fox rules -> !!!

The last time I saw a Super Bowl as good as the one I saw last night was back in 1997. Let me take you back. It was the 96 season and the Packers were on top of the world. Reggie was alive, Desmond Howard actually did not suck back then, and Farve, well, what can one say, Farve was Farve.

In any event I baby-sat my parents house while they and my sister went to watch the Packers win in New Orleans. It sucked. Not the game; watching their house. Wisconsin and its best buddy (when Miller is not around) winter, ushered in around 2 feet of snow. I ended up trying to revive my dad's old 73' Deere which I used in an futile attempt to plow their drive way. I think I ended up pulling the Deere (which puked out) up the drive way with my old trusty old Dodge Spirit.

Anyway, too the point at hand. Fox did a spectacular job with this years Super Bowl. The commercials SUCKED ASS, IMHO, save for that P-diddy Pepsi commercial. I still don't know who the hell P-diddy is, but I know he used to be Puff Daddy, or Shawn Puffy Colmes... I think he played some b-ball for the rockets, or was an actor on some drug commercial... Like I said, I'm not sure what the hell he does, but that Pepsi commercial was absolutely hilarious.

Oh, the Bud commercials were wonderful and funny as always. One of them brought a tear to my eye, as I am sure it did a great many people. I thought to myself at the end of the commercial; "AB just spent 2.4 million dollars doing what every American ought to be doing every day" Thank your troops, your protectors of freedom, conveyors of Democracy. Applaud them, and be grateful.

The game itself was awesome. Seeing the Eagles get the living shit kicked out of them by the Pat's.. It was like one of those MasterCard commercials that so lovingly implies that everything is "priceless".

Super Bowl Tickets, $2000

Hotel room on a moored super cruise ship converted to riverboat hotel, $400

Eagles suck gum (bosenberry flavoured) $20

McNabb sacked on the second play of the first drive PRICELESS!!!

A little side note ---> I thought Rush's comments about McNabb earlier last year were a bit over the top, but now I have to agree. McNabb really is over-rated.

Enter the half time show. Simply the best half time show I have ever seen. Not only was it actually not tasteless, it sounded good... No lip syncing, no wardrobe malfunction, not that I give a shit.

Look, when it came to last years farce (and that is what is was), I could really give a shit that I was forced to see a nappy old crusty breast on some 40+ old has been that looks a lot like a child molester.

What truly bothered me was seeing a performer that sucks! Actually two performers that SUCK! I'm not sure anyone ever liked Justin Timberlake, outside of a few 12 year olds on crack, that and perhaps a stray cat or two. And when was the last time you actually remember Janet Jackson doing something? What has she done for me lately? NOTHING. I cannot remember the last time she had a hit, or was actually popular. Both performers suck. There is no other kind way to put it. They suck, their performance sucked. To top it off, they lip sync their sucky performances live.

So back to the real "P" Sir Paul McCartney. What a great performance. He did not give us one of these "shove it down my throat" microcosm collage of his entire life's work/anthology. Instead he chose 4 songs, (not all Beatles tunes) each with their own strength and unforgettable power. He did not lip sync. He actually performed his songs the way they were meant to be sung and played. There was no woo yahhhaaa, crapy over signing and lousy last minute ad-lib guitar lics that sound like a dog got shot in the ass by a Red Rider BB gun. His brilliant performance was not filled with the shrill sound of teeny bopper, media mogul fabricated glam stars trying to sing along with Paul in unison. Thank God that did not happen. I'd rather shit glass than listen to crap like that.

In short, the music sounded great. The game was exciting and fun to watch. The commercials were few, and sucked.

If I had one thing I could change about Fox's Super Bowl coverage? Without a doubt, I would string Chris "I sucked at football, and suck more as an announcer, if that is actually possible" Collingsworth up by his balls (if he had any) and beat him with a tooth brush. What a luzer this freak is. Here is one example. We have one quarter out of the way and a scoreless Super Bowl... We are about 4 minutes into a scoreless second quarter (and this is after McNabb has been sacked and thrown how many interceptions already???) Collingsworth opens his pie hole and utters the unthinkable (and I quote) "the Eagles have without a doubt just dominated this game." What? Sometimes I wonder if Collingsworth is not partially related to Dennis Miller? That would be too kind actually. Could anyone be that dumb? Hell, even Gifford actually learned to think before speaking, that or he learned to read queue cards.

Outside of that homage to stupidity, this years Super Bowl, and the Half Time show were near perfect. What a great time. Hopefully Fox will be doing the SB again next year!