Ok, so it was a run away bride bi-otch

Who would have known? Ok, so I am man enough to apologize. I really thought there was something fishy about the disappearance of this wicked little bitch. Who would have imagined that it was not the husband to be? I mean lately, it seems that every time a wife, girl friend, or fiance goes missing, the man is involved, and the women's fate is usually fatal.

Ok, so I am past my mistake now. On to the sick wicked tramp. Can you believe this little sicko bitch? She planned her own abduction 7 days in advance.


Look at the little hussy. Is the towel over her face because she is embarrassed, or because she is an ugly bug eyed goof? Hell, I report, you decide!

My personal belief is she should be put in jail, and she should have to pay back every cent for the personal, volunteers, law enforcement, as well as any other costs to the community.

From there this sick freak should have to pay me, and every other American that had to have their News time pre-empted with pleas for her safe return. What a dirt bag slut this women is. Sick.

Hell, here in Wisconsin when some sicko whacked out bitch hoe tried to fake her abduction, she ended up sentenced to probation and was ordered to reimburse police to the tune of $250/mo. for the length of her probation. When and if this loser graduates from college she has to pay $400/mo. Let's just say she will be paying this for around 15 years. Way to go you moron.

And to the husband to be. You are a chump. Get a life man. Move on. You do not need this two bit scruffy hose beast. Go find some other hoe. If you stay with this sick hoar, you ought to be obligated to pay the bills for her stunt as well. Don't be a dumb ass. Make like a Gore, and move on.

Tiger Ships - And others are still using Windows 2000 and XP, circa 2000? Yikes!

That's right. Tiger ships today. I ordered a family fun pack from CDW back on April 19th, 2005 for $183.14. What a bargain!

As of this morning 4/29/05 (the official Tiger ship date) CDW's order status for my account listed my Tiger Family Fun Pack as being "Backordered". No ship date, nothing..

As of this afternoon (1PM CST USA) the "backordered" is gone, and the item is listed as "item's have not shipped". My guess is it will ship today. Should have it Monday then!!!

Another Fiancee Missing? GEE - WHO COULD HAVE DONE IT. COME ON!!! You know who did it!

Every time I see one of these dumb ass stories, I ask myself why God created stupid people? Then I realize, he did it so that slow news day would have a story to talk about.

So here we sit, yet another Fiancee/wife to be missing. Hmmmm.. Went Jogging? Went to the store... Perhaps went fishing in Modesto Bay? Come on people. It's pretty obvious what happened here. It's another case of husband to be/boyfriend kills fiancee/wife to be, makes up lame ass story, says "I'LL TAKE A LIE DETECTOR TEST", police do not have suspect, boyfriend is in the clear, but this "IS A CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION."

Anyone with an IQ of 3 or less can figure this one out.

For the full story about the obvious, check it out here.

Got the License!!!

Well it is official. At age 34, I finally got a motorcycle license. I took the Wisconsin State DOT MSF Course offered at Gateway Technical College in Burlington Wisconsin.

After 3 days if intense class room study, training and riding I passed my skills test with 9 points total. I had more than enough to pass, though need to work on my u-turns, and cornering, though my quick stops were perfect. A .88 at 13 feet, which I was told was the best in the class.

After taking the MSF, I ventured to the DMV in Elkhorn with my buddy who also took the course and took the Temps Test. This 25 question test was tough as it had approximately 7 questions on it, that we did not go over in class. I answered all the questions I knew perfectly, and 2 of the 7 I did not. This gave me the bare minimum for a passing grade at 80%.

I know I would have done better had the material been given at the MSF calls, though I did review the DMV book slightly and found it helpful, as that is where the answers to those seven tricky questions was found.

In any event, I took the temp test results and my MSF Certification to the counter at the DMV (which looked like Taco Night in Tijuana), and got my Class M status added to my drivers license.

After that, lunch, and a nice long ride around some of the back roads around Lake Geneva with my buddy, who also passed as well.

eBay Registration - Register for eBay

I came across these cool sites where you can register for eBay or get an ebay registration or even sign up for ebay:

ebay Registration


ebay Register


Register for eBay


Register eBay Account

Some idiot is asking for 50 grand to cut off his right thumb

You heard me right. Some guy registered cutoffmythumb.com and claims he will cut off his right thumb, document the procedure in all its gory detail, and post the results on the internet. The $50,000 he is asking for must be received by December 1st.

What makes this site so humorous is not necessarily the subject matter, but the horrible grammar, and spelling errors on the page. It's really hard to tell if they guy is asking for $50,000 or $50.00, since he lists it as 50.000$.

What a fuck nut!

Anyway, here is the site: http://www.cutoffmythumb.com

Qatar to replace camel riders with robots

Sometimes, when you think you have seen it all, just relax, sit back and wait. Something new will come along that you just have never seen.

Qatar to replace camel riders with robots? What? I always thought a camel jockey was some type of generic racial slur. Turns out there really are camel jockey's and people really do race camels. Only in an Islamic nation I guess. Go figure.

Cover up your women, don't give them rights, suppress anything that is good and free as evil, then race a friggin camel. These guys are geniuses in my book.

So if that is not bad enough, they are now going to use robotic jockeys only, to minimize the slave trade that goes on in these hideously nice muslim nations. (Yeah right). Apparently the "jockeys" that ride the camels are typically 4 year olds that were bought from their parents.

Anyway, the whole disturbingly true story can be seen here:

http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/04/20/robot.jockeys.ap/index.html

Fingered at Wendy's

It is blatantly obvious that the women who found a finger in a bowl of chilly at a Wendy's restaurant put the finger there herself.

Question is, whose finger is it?

Survior Vatican - Who will be the Pope?

I was thinking that the Pope should be chosen "Survivor" style. They should make the election of the Pope a reality TV show.

Think about it. For an immunity challenge each prospective pontiff would have to face an alter boy. The one that does not succumb to the urge, wins immunity.

Things won at the reward challenge:
Communion wafers
Wine
Rosary beads

I am sure the possibilities are quite endless. I could probably come up with an entire range of sick, sadistic things to have the Conclave do on live TV.

Before you go commenting about how horrible this is, I am Catholic!

Ultimately, I'd really like to see an Italian back on the throne. (ok, I'm 1/2 Italian) damn, I'm so biased. That or perhaps that funky dude from Nigeria. For anyone that has been to a church with black folks, I am telling you! They know how to kick it up a notch. They have fun praying to the Lord, dancing and singing. One thing a dry true Apostolic Catholic Mass needs is to have things kicked up a notch. Get a bit of Gospel funk going, get all the brothers and sista's kicking it. Make that alter bling, bling boy!

I'd be a regular at a Mass like that. Don't get me wrong, hell, I just love repeating the same crap over and over and over and over and over (for thine is the glory and the kingdom, blah, blah....) and over again! It's so much more fun to say the same thing every week. Yeah, I just love a routine. It's so exciting. NOT!

My vote is either for a traditional dego with the gusto to change some rules, like the rubber thing, and marriage for priests. Or a brother with some soul and funk!

Yeah, baby, YEAH!

Another Crusty Old Vaccum Bag Behind the Wheel

An 81 year old women smashed into her husband, a car salesmen, another car, a tree, then a building. How? Test driving a car.

Why do they let old people drive?

Why don't they have routine driving tests?

Full story here.

You know what I really would like to know. What is in Culver's food that makes young people fat, and keeps old people alive?

See yourself 40 years older!

I found an interesting web site that allows you to upload a picture of yourself, morphs, the picture and shows you what you will look like in 10, 20, 30 or even 40 years from now.

A word of advice. Do not try this with an infants picture. The results are scary.

Now go see yourself 40 years older here.

Mark Smith Cat Killer (608) 788-5362 - Give em a call!

Well, once again Wisconsin is becoming a laughing stock of the nation. First because we cannot seem to keep people from Illinois from giving cigarettes and underwear to get people to vote lib. Now because some moron named Mark Smith decided that shooting Domestic Cats for fun, should be legal.

Mark Smith is a redneck inbred typical bumpkin that hails from the northern territory of WI, up in La Crosse. My guess is the air is either too thin up there, or he is too close to communist Canada, and it affects his already deranged mind.

Anyway, Mark is a firefighter, and he proposed that cats should be shot at will, ifin' ya want to that is. Now I find it ironic that a "FIREFIGHTER", who is sworn to protect and serve would be proposing something sadistic like this. I find it even more ironic that the same person (again, a fire fighter) that is supposed to be saving kitties from trees, would rather shoot the kitty between the eyes than climb up and retrieve your little ones pet.

What a sick bastard.

Go ahead, picture that in your mind for a moment (cat haters too). So you are standing their with your 3 year old daughter as Mark climbs a ladder to get closer to kitty, who is stuck in that old oak tree in Mr. Peterson's yard. Instead of reaching for little Fluffy, he pulls out his Glock and pops a cap in Fluffy's fat ass.

Fluffy strains to let out one last meow, as her bloodied fur covered body plummets to the ground at your daughter's feet.

I say again, SICK BASTARD!

According to a Google Search for "Mark Smith La Crosse, WI", the results yield the following: Mark D Smith, (608) 788-5362, 2427 Robinsdale Ave, La Crosse, WI 54601.

Feel free to give old Mark a call.

There is also a petition that is well over 21,000 signatures now located at:http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/797408228?ltl=1113348644

So far the petition looks to be the most popular on The Petition Site, and it is growing faster than ever.

More information about this developing story can be found at CNN by clicking here.

From that story:

"Outdoor enthusiasts approved the proposal 6,830 to 5,201 at Monday's spring hearings of the Wisconsin Conservation Congress, a citizens' advisory group."

Outdoor enthusiasts? What the Fuck is an outdoor enthusiast? You mean red neck, inbred, bumpkins.. Hell, Al would call them folk, hoople heads.

So my guess is when the next license plate design comes through the prison system, we will be known as the "Cat Kill" state.

Give Mark a call (608) 788-5362

PS. If anyone has a picture if Mark, please let me know and I will post that too!

iPod One - First look, only seen here!

Looks like the President has an iPod. According to this story at CNN, the Presidential play list has been released in part to give us some insight into the President's listening habits.

We were able to obtain a photo of iPod One in all it's glory. iPod One is of course adorned with the Presidential Seal.



Some of the musical talent on board iPod One includes: Joni Mitchell, Van Morrison and the Knack. No rap, though a bit of country music (ICK). All in all, it is ironic to find that the majority of the artists listened to by the commander in chief are by artists who campaigned against the President, while in a drug induced stupor no doubt.

I'm waiting for iMac One! Until then, enjoy!

Pope Chip Hat!

Now I've seen it all.

Someone sold a Tortilla chip in the shape of the papal super hat. It sold for 50 bucks. You can buy a lot of tortilla chips for that!



What's next a pretzel shaped like the papal cane?

Taxiderm Elmo - Now this is FUNNY!!!

I have seen some strange things on eBay, but this one is laugh out loud, hands down the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Someone decided to Taxidermize Elmo. You have to see this to believe it!


Taxiderm Elmo

Things other people accomplished when they were your age

I stumbled upon an interesting site called:

"Things other people accomplished when they were your age"

At 34 you start to wonder just what the hell you could have done with your life besides what you are doing now. Hell, you probably think about that at most any age. Anyway, this little site will give you a good look at just what you may have done by showing you the accomplishments of others (mostly notable/famous people) have done at a given age.

One thing I found interesting is that Albert Einstein could not talk until he was 3! Interesting. My guess is he was too busy thinking about the theory of relativity as he suckled the life's blood from his mother and father!

Being the patriot I am, I found it most compelling that "Francis Scott Key, after witnessing the bombardment of Fort McHenry, published "The Star Spangled Banner" at age 34!

Anyway, check it out! http://museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished

Popeless GodFather!

Well, I am going to be my Niece's Godfather this coming Sunday. I've been a Godfather (am a Godfather) to my youngest sister as well. This will be the first time however that I become a Godfather with no Pope. I'm not really sure how that works, but it seems to be a unique event to me.

Sure, I'm Catholic, but I do not practice my father regularly like I used to. I went to Catholic School, was an Alter boy, you name it. Hell I thought I wanted to be a Priest at one time. But I was no fan of our Pope. Frankly, its time for changes, and his reign was long overdue.

I'm Italian too, and as such would certainly like to see an Italian as Pope again. However, whoever becomes Pope, I would like to see a more moderate Papal message to Catholics.

1. Let Priests be allowed to marry.
2. Tell Catholics who are married that it is ok to use a rubber, or any birth control for that matter.
3. Stay the hell out of politics.
4. Embrace Darwin's theory of evolution as God's work.
5. Execute convicted pedophiles who were priests.

I could go on, but to me, these are the most important issues. 26 years under John Paul II was no picnic. Sure he was a "hellava" nice guy, but he was way too traditional. Actually I am not sure that traditional is the right word for him. Let's just say he was a bit closed minded to changing times. Under his strict rule the faithful became fanatical, priests numbers declined, a great many Catholics (myself included) left the church save for special occasions and holidays.

I think it is safe to say that having a pope for 26 years can be likened to that of a dictatorship. It's too long for one man to be in control. I'm not convinced that God guided John Paul II, so much as John Paul II's own agenda guided him and those that followed him.

Anyway, from here on in I have asked that all call me "Don Jer" having been made "Godfather" again!

Mrs. Wheel Chair Ousted!

From the silly pages of CNN:

"APPLETON, Wisconsin (AP) -- Ms. Wheelchair Wisconsin has been stripped of her title because pageant officials say she can stand -- and point to a newspaper picture as proof."

More on this goofy story found here.