Useless and most likely disturbing things you really do not care to read about.

Sunday, July 31, 2005

Pamela Anderson and Lindsay Lohan kissing

Now had this been going on during the Super Bowl I might have said, alright!

Judge for yourself. Would you rather see nappy old sagging bobbies on a chick that looks like Mikey Jackson and is old enough to be your grandmother? Or this:

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Wheres das Coke?

From an AP Story

VIENNA, Austria
Police at the Vienna Airport on Tuesday found 24 kilograms of cocaine worth an estimated $16 million at a lost-and-found counter, police said.

The narcotics were in a suitcase that had been at airport lost items counter for almost a month, police said in a statement.
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The drugs were placed in 22 bags wrapped in an oily foul-smelling paper, in an apparent attempt to irritate police dogs specially trained to detect narcotics, police said.

The suitcase had been by mistakenly checked in at Mexico City along with the luggage of a 60-year-old Austrian tourist, who had left it at the lost-and-found counter.


How much you wanna bet there was about 20 million bucks worth of coke before it was lost? Nice...

Friday, July 29, 2005

Dressing like a vampire rarely effective

Apparently there was a recent study done here that reveals that dressing like a vampire is rarely effective.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Woman cops a feel on airport screener

"GREEN BAY, Wis. - A 62-year-old woman who was upset about being searched at an airport shoved a security screener and then grabbed her breasts, federal prosecutors said. The woman said she reacted in self-defense to "an absolute invasion of my body."

Personally, it is an invasion of our bodies, and I ask myself every day why the hell we have these anal searches at the airport? WHY?

Full story here.

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Asteroid to buzz earth in 2029?

Apparently there is an asteroid due to buzz Earth on April 13, 2029 and it is reported that it may shift its orbit enough to return and strike the planet seven years later.

So the plan is get a Shuttle up there to kick it's ass?

Here is an artist's rendition of a proposed asteroid intercept spacecraft: the Cruise stage and kill vehicle, equipped with a nuclear warhead. (Photo: AP)

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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Man gets $160,000.00 check by accident

(AP) WEST LAFAYETTE, Ind. Robert Theodorow could scarcely believe his eyes when he opened a piece of mail and found a $160,000 check tucked inside.

The check, for a sum large enough to pay off his house, buy a car, go on a six-month vacation, had everything—his name, address and his company’s name.


Read on...

No, he did not cash it. But he probably could have!

Monday, July 25, 2005

Women's Lies Exposed!

Here's a great site to see those little lies a girl has told you over the years exposed for what they are... Lies!

Check it out here

Sunday, July 24, 2005

Another Tatoo Advert moron on eBay

This time a guy is offering up one of his legs to be used for a tatoo advertisment for a measely $25,000. Hey, a pictures worth a thousand words.

Saturday, July 23, 2005

Damn Pizza Hut! This is hillarious! MP3 Links here!

Talk about a kick ass pod cast. How about giving this a listen: http://www.phonelosers.org/sound/pizza_waste.mp3

Apparently this site features a bunch of "real" recorded "INCOMING CALLS AT A PIZZA JOINT". It is down right hillarious. Whether the calls are real or not, well that remains to be seen. Either way it is funny has hell.

Check this one too: http://www.phonelosers.org/sound/pizza_dont_be_a_nazi.mp3

Friday, July 22, 2005

Kid sells paperclip for $173

Nope, not on eBay. It was on New Zealand's TradeMe internet auction site that a paperclip sold for 173 bucks! Bizzare!

Full story here: http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/0%2C2106%2C3353050a4560%2C00.html

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Time Machine on eBay?

You would have to figure that sooner or later it is gonna show up there. Here is the link, for as long as it works anyway: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5597330404&category=19270&rd=1

Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Atta Boy says Atta's Scumbag dad

It's pretty obvious why we are at war when you hear some drooling muslim scumbag like MoHam-Mad Otter's dad praising his son's murders. What a shit bag. My apologies for the profanity (what the hell am I apologizing for? It's my blog), but this guy is a total scum bag.

As defined by the Urban Dictionary:
1. scum bag
A low-life human being who is as worthless as a used rubber.
Willie is a fucking scum bag.


From CNN:
"Speaking to CNN producer Ayman Mohyeldin Tuesday in his apartment in the upper-middle-class Cairo suburb of Giza, Mohamed el-Amir said he would like to see more attacks like the July 7 bombings of three London subway trains and a bus that killed 52 people, plus the four bombers."


Are you kidding me? Why the hell isn't the CNN Producer bitch slapping the ever living crap out of this piece of trash? Why doesn't our government have CIA operatives over there taking these scum bags out?

This guy then goes on to say that he wants $5k for the interview and intends to give it to the terror organization that he works for so they can carry out another bombing. You friggin idiot Ayman, again, why are you not kicking the living shit out of this asshole? Are you a scum bag as well? Instead, CNN gladly pays this guy thus contributing to terror in typical liberal media fashion!

Look, I really do not understand these news organizations that run around and interview terrorists like Osama Bin Retard, and Yes-sir Am-I-Fat (Lucifer rest his soul), and now Atta's daddy, meanwhile our own Clinton destroyed intelligence agencies can never find these people.

CIA operatives should be inserted into CNN, FOX, and every other news organization on the planet for the soul purpose of conducting execution interviews when in contact with scum bags. If the news can get close to these people, while our government cannot, something is seriously wrong here. Way to go CNN for showing me once again how un-American you can be.




Full story from the terrorist supporters at CNN

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Colin Farrell Sex Tape? Could it be any worse than "Phone Booth?"

Another Hollywood scandal? Oh no. Colin (I suck) Farrell is trying to stop his ex-girlfriend from distributing a sex tape they made?

What I really want to know is why Mr. Farrell did not sue to try to keep "Phone Booth" from being distributed? Why did Mr. Farrell not tell the news media that he is trying to keep "S.W.A.T" from being released?

Or what about "Miami Vice" the movie, now being filmed? WHY? How on earth did Pacino sink so low as to work with this nut ball in "The Recruit".

Farrel reminds me of a MTV VJ. Lacking personality, wit and common sense. Watching him act is like standing around waiting for water to boil, or staring into the microwave waiting for the popcorn to pop. You know what is going to happen ever time, and the watching/waiting is completely boring and uneventful. At least water eventually boils and popcorn pops. Farrell just sucks. Here is a nice blog that epitomizes the fact that Collin Farrell is NOT A STAR.

See more here

Monday, July 11, 2005

Young Dumb and full of Pam?

Ah Pam... You little dweeb. Is this what happens to 40 something washed up "Baywatch" luzers? They become spokesmen (I mean spokeswomen) for PITA?

I found it comical that Pammy Anderson was deep into (no pun) the PITA thing. She has this lovely little video promoting her hatred for KFC.

There is however a nice little parody site and parody video of Pammy locate at a lovely site calledStupid Pamela. You can download the parody video here: http://www.stupidpamela.com/videos/stupid_pamela_dot_com.wmv

And you can watch the original video from Pammy at the KFC Hate Site here: http://www.kentuckyfriedcruelty.com/anderson-vid.asp?c=11

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Cruise Goes Blog!

I stumbled upon an interesting parody blog entitled Tom Cruise's Blog. It's mildly amusing and bound to ruffle some feathers:

http://tomcruiseblog.blogspot.com

Saturday, July 09, 2005

French Hamburger anyone?

Looks like an Air France passenger jet plowed into a cow while landing. None of the 190 passengers on board were hurt. The full article is locate here. There is no mention of damage to the plane, or the condition of the cow. Someone call Pam Anderson and PITA STAT!!!

Friday, July 08, 2005

Sheep committing suicide? Where the hell is Pam and PITA - For God's Sake!

Turkish shepherds look at dead sheep in the town of Gevas, near the city of Van, eastern Turkey, Thursday, July 7, 2005. First one sheep jumped to its death. Then stunned Turkish shepherds, who had left the herd to graze while they had breakfast, watched as nearly 1,500 others followed, each leaping off the same cliff, according to the Turkish media reported on Friday July 8, 2005. In the end, 450 dead animals lay on top of one another in a billowy white pile. Those who jumped later were saved as the pile got higher. (AP Photo/Sukru Akyuz/IHA)



Full Story Here.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Tommy the Scientologist Nut Case is at it again - Kill Ophrah!

This is simply hilarious. It's amateur at best, but still funny.

Check it out: http://tcruiseko.ytmnd.com

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

Happy B-Day President Bush!

H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y Mr. President!


Tuesday, July 05, 2005

Vagina Cam ?



Check it: http://www.playboy.com/playboytv/features/totallybusted/video2.html

Monday, July 04, 2005

Happy 4th of July!

Not much to say, other than Happy 4th of July. God Bless American, and God keep out troops safe. I would like to thank those that have volunteered to defend our country for keeping our country free and safe!

That is all!

Sunday, July 03, 2005

Man Pulled From Women's Outhouse Tank

Apparently perverts will go to great lengths to get their jolleys. This guy decided to hide in a toilet (filled with human waste) just so he could stare up at women as they did their duty.

For more details on this sick and shitty (pun intended) story, visit the following link: http://www.thewmurchannel.com/news/4662061/detail.html