BMW not like gas prices?

Here is a funny link to a man chasing his BMW after it rolls away from a gas station on its own.



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Can you say yuppie moron?

Adult Industry Job Quiz?

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Carrot Top on the Juice? Say it ain't so!

Could it be? Is Carrot Top really on Steroids? This web site seems to think so.

Hendrix really was gay. "Excuse me while I kiss this guy"...

So Hendrix was in the military, claimed to be gay and got out. In a way I am kinda glad he did. After all, if he fought half as bad as he made music, we all might be speaking Vietnamese.



From the Anals of the Smoking Gun

High Times for Cows - Moo be stoned, is it cow tippin' or cow trippin' ?

WELL, STONE THE COWS!
A herd of cows in Russia is facing a high time this winter after a marijuana crop was found in with their normal feed crops.

Drug enforcement officers say they have no other choice but to let the herd feed on the drug crop.

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Moron at Sox game jumps into net

NEW YORK (AP) -- A fan plunged from the upper deck at Yankee Stadium onto the screen behind home plate during Tuesday night's game between New York and the Chicago White Sox and was taken to a hospital.

Harper told three friends he was sitting with that he was going to test whether the net would hold his weight -- and then he jumped, police said.

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Doom on iPod?

Like the title says. Find out more...

Viking Ship made out of ice cream sticks?

That's right boys and girls. Some guy has been building a replica of a Viking ship out of ice cream sticks, 15 million of them in all.



Learn more about this project

Walken For President? This has to be a joke

Like I said, this has to be a joke. Not since the joke (Kerry) ran for president have I seen anything more silly. It's a neat spoof site, this much is true.



Visit and enjoy the laugh: http://www.walken2008.com

Lie Detectory Glasses

Are you telling the truth? New lie detector glasses claim they can tell. Read the full "truthful" story here

Jesus Perogi?

Yet another high priced auction on eBay ends landing the lister $1775 in cash from who else, but Golden Palace Casino.



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Google Logo Spoofs

Interesting new site that offers images of "Google" logo spoofs. From "Gaygle" to "Doogle", ie., "Doogie" it is pretty funny. Check it out here.

iPod Mixer? No - It's not about drinking

No real details on this device yet, other than an expected street price of $250 - $300. I really do not know what it does, though I can certainly guess.



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Dumb LA Cop!

Right turn Clyde. How hard is that? If you can get past the stupid commercial, watch this video. It is down right hillarious. A cop misses a turn during a semi-high speed chase and crashes into a building. The vehicle slices right through the side of the building leaving nothing but a hole. No, the moron was not hurt.



See the video here

Dear God no, not the beer! WARNING: GRAPHIC

No, this is not for the faint of heart. No word on any survivors. What a horrible tragedy!

What some people do to get a woman!

A U.S. Customs Primary Inspector at a border crossing asked the driver of this Suburban for vehicle registration. Suddenly, a hand came out of the glove compartment, producing the requested document, which the driver showed the inspector.Since the driver did not appear to be a member of the Addams Family, the inspector became suspicious, thus leading to a full search.Just think, if alien smugglers can put a 135-lb. body behind the dashboard, imagine what they could do with dope.

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Sports - Sex - Death - Murder, oh my!

PANAMA CITY, Fla. (AP) -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Full story here

Dog Condoms?

This has to be a joke right?



Visit the site: http://www.dogcondoms.com/

WATCH WHAT YOU SAY IN FORUMS

A page right out of insane. Apparenly police in the UK have nothing better to do that monitor online forums looking for speeders. Lovely. I think most know my feelings on driving fast. No one ever died driving to fast. Anyway, this is a complete joke. It is too damn funny to be real, but it is.



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Pirated Chinese Potter? Holy bat belt Robin!

Apparently priated Chinese versions of "Harry Potter" books are being sold in China.

Unauthorised Chinese versions of the latest "Harry Potter" book have been sold in Beijing. The unofficial Chinese version was said to omit paragraphs and contain errors however. I guess it sold for like 3 US dollars.

Mouth Art?

Would you believe the painting below was painted by mouth?



Still don't believe it? Here's the artist at work:



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Kitch Bikes the ultimate in bad taste

With all the interest in choppers "American Chopper" and the boyz at OCC have sparked in customizing, a lot of unusual things have begun to appear. For instance, custom bikes. No, not motorcycles, but actual kids bikes.



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