Kiss of Death! There's nutin' nuttier!

Ok, so we have all heard of the mysterious bull shit peanut allergy right? I don't believe it myself and rank it up there with being allergic to water on Jer's list of "I can't friggin' believe you could be allergic to that, you must be full of shit" list.

I am also sure we have all heard of the stories where some guy is performing CPR on a dying man, only to kill him with this peanuty PayDay bar breath. Give me a break.

So it would appear it has happened again. Has another moron committed peanuticide? No. A teenager was apparently engaged in oral copulation. This time, it was the "kiss of death". A 15 year old girl apparently died after being kissed by her nut breath boyfriend. Can you believe this crap? I'm still not buying this. Do you suppose he will be brought up on murder charges? Manslaughter perhaps? Accidental death by kiss. Oh Planters, you're fucked!

"The symptoms of peanut allergy can include hives, plunging blood pressure and swelling of the face and throat, which can block breathing."

Ah, ok, but these symptoms can occur from most anything now-a-days from poison ivy, to a bee sting. I've not seen anyone die this quickly from something like this.

Apparently 1.5 million deranged (probably liberal) American's claim to be severely allergic to even the most minute trace of peanuts. Apparently 50 to 100 people annually surcome to the "death by nut" phenomena.

Odd that the anti-smoking, anti-drinking, anti-meat now crowd is not flocking to the aid of so many afflicted with this wacky fallacy. I mean should we not be putting warning labels on peanut butter? I wonder; did Jiffy know that they were producing harmful product for their customers? What about second hand peanut breath? God almighty the implications are absolutely endless.

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Murtha, you're no Marine!

It never ceases to amaze me the level of stupidity gushing out of the liberal left. Representative Johnny "the racist" Murtha has called for the president to remove all US Troops from Iraq stating, "U.S. and coalition troops have done all they can in Iraq."

Ever the eternal optimist. It's nice to know most of our leaders in Washington made it through the first grade. Looks to me like Murtha got left back.

Is this guy nuts or a democrat? Looks like he's one in the same. I cannot believe for one moment that this guy is a Vietnam era war veteran and Marine. He must be one of the few, the dumb, the half baked that slip through boot camp. You know, like, Oswald. Hell, mistakes are made. We can't expect the Marines to weed out every nut job.

So back to the topic. Murtha is suggesting we tuck tail and run from the terrorists? This philosophy worked so well in the 90's that we got to see the WTC collapse, the Cole bombed, and numerous other interesting events that interestingly enough, we have not seen since President Bush waged a war on terror.

So Mr. Murtha, I suppose you would have suggested that the US pull out of Europe during WWII as well? Nothing like a democrat to start something only to decide later not to finish what they started. Sound familiar?

Take a good look at this shit bag. The older he gets to more he looks like that fat, drunk, murdering swine Ted Kennedy.

Is the Ford Pinto Back?

Looks like the rust bucket leader is at it again. Ford has re-introduced the Pinto Popper explosive super car once again.

"Ford is recalling 127,493 Ford Five Hundred and Mercury Montego sedans and Freestyle wagons because the straps that secure the fuel tank to the vehicle body may break, causing the fuel tank and fuel tank heat shield to drop onto the driveshaft or exhaust system, the automaker and U.S. safety regulators said."

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Sound familiar? Remember the Pinto?


Check out this video of a Pinto blowing up

Kazakhstan vs. Borat - aka Da Ali G

Kazakhstan must be a land of complete drunks if it is going to waste its time trying to sue one man (a comedian no less) for making fun of a Kazakhstanian aler ego. I'd like to see President Bush and the US sue half of Europe and Communist Canada for some of that crap that comes out of their rectal passages, eg leaders...

Apparently Kazakhstanians are most pissed off at the fact that he (Borat - pictured below) "who arrived in an Air Kazakh propeller plane controlled by a one-eyed pilot clutching a vodka bottle."





Personally I think he is funny as hell! A bit over the top at times, but funny non the less.. Kazakhstan lighten up and have another shot of whatever it is you drink over there!

Full story on the Liberal News Network (LNN), I mean, CNN

Bye Bye Owens - NFL team finally holds a player accountable

You know, it is funny. In any other job in the planet, including President of the United States, you are held accountable for your actions and your job performance. If you do not perform, or you screw up, you get demoted, reprimanded, and ultimately fired.

However, in Football like other professional sports this is rarely if ever the case. That is until now. It looks like Terrell Owens of the Eagles has been suspended for 3 games, and after that will be deactivated.

Besides having a dismal performance this season, he is fighting with teammates (coworkers in the real world) and puts down his team and quarterback, has been Donavan McNabb.

All I can say is, it is about time. Now if someone would just fire that horrible Green Bay Packers coach Sherman!

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