Obama has AIDS test

Looks like a simple story of like father, like son. Barrack Obama, the weasely slick senator from Illinois. A Hawaiian, who claims Kenyan descent, was apparently on his third philanderous gang bang tour of the Kenya.

Obama's daddy, who also liked banging his way through the poorest regions of Kenya, died (allegedly of a car crash in 1982) though it is rumored he died of AIDs. Obama's dada, not only banged everything that moved from Kenya to Hawaii, but did so while having 3 wives.

Talk about a man whore!

Apparently the Jr. Barrack ended up having to have a AIDs test, as did his wife as the result of his extramarital activities.

These democrats are some sick people. Instead of working on issues at home, for their country and the good of the state they represent, will fly half way across the world for some poon tang. Apparently Obama has garnered the nick name, "Obama Grama Banga" in Kenya. It seems he is partial to banging the oldest grannys in Kenya (around age 15) believing that he may some how avoid the deadly disease since the Kenya grannys have reached that beyond normal life expectancy in the region.

Obama, you are one sick grandmother phucker!

UPDATED - Death by Peanut Butter Kiss

Ok, some time ago I posted some comments about how a girl died after being kissed by her boyfriend who had just ingested peanut butter. For the laugh your ass off antics of the "Kiss of Death" blog entry, click here.

What makes this story so funny, and complete satire is the fact that the teen DID NOT in fact die from a Peanut Butter laden kiss. The truth is she died 8 hours after the alleged kiss.

A coroners report confirmed this.

Normally I do not make rebuttals to my blog entires. However since being stalked by a mentally deranged dissertation writer who likes to pretend he works for the UN, I felt the need to qualify my previous statements.

I understand now that I have apparently shunned and perhaps singled out those mentally challenged people as well as those with the name "Matt". To that end, I am very sorry. In the future I will be sure to take into account the concerns of the ignorant by placing either disclaimers, or alternate versions of my blog entries with a more "Dick and Jane" approach to writing, so as not to offend. If you are a delusional and or deranged person fitting this description, are from the UK and have the name Matt, rest assured, I am going to do all I can to appease your dire condition.

Spilled Coffee at StarBuck - another retarded coffee drinker sues

Do remember that old Mikey D's case where some crusty old vacuum bag, social security sucking senior citizen bilked McDonalds out of a million bucks because she was too stupid to realize that "HOT COFFEE" is HOT!!!

Meet Alice. Alice is a moron, not unlike those who have strange allergies to peanut butter. Alice apparently spent too much time watching "Kicking & Screaming". You know, the scene where Will Ferrel's character Phil Weston does not wait for the "sleeve".

Come on. Are people this inept and so unbelievably un-reliant on their own brain power that they have to trust that someone else will think for them, every step of the way?

Read this horse shit of story below.

Spilled Decaf Costs Starbucks A Lot Of Beans
Attorney Wins $310K For Scalding

(CBS/AP) NEW YORK A Manhattan lawyer won $310,000 from Starbucks because of a cup of hot decaf spilled on her foot. The jury's verdict was handed down in April and upheld yesterday by State Supreme Court Justice Emily Jane Goodman.

The 42-year-old attorney, Alice Grifffin, says she bought a large decaf on February 10, 2004 from a Starbucks on Seventh Avenue. She says the clerk did not put an insulating sleeve on the cup, and slid the coffee on the counter so it fell on her foot.

Griffin testified the hot coffee scalded her toes leaving her with nerve damage to her foot.

Starbucks says it regrets her pain, but it says the company will appeal the jury verdict if a better settlement can't be reached.

What really gets me here is, this is a lawyer? This person had to go to school for just a bit longer than the usual 4-5 years to gain a bachelor's degree. Further to that, they had to pass the Bar Exam.

Now it is a little known fact that in New York, like California, where dumb is not only bred, it's imported from other places, the bar is not hard to pass. They let a certain number of a exam takers in each year, no matter what their test status based upon the attrition rate.

But come on, Alice is an attorney, an adult (42 at that) yet lacks simple common sense? Just who the hell puts the sleeve on the coffee in her office? Who does it at home?

What a dumb ass.

Jon Benet's killer's caught

Apparently someone has confessed to killing Jon Benet Ramsey. I must say, I was one of those that thought the parents were involved. How could you not think that though? They were so weird; seemed so uncaring in their TV interviews. Hell, the police even listed them as the only suspects.

So now, 10 years later (can you believe it has been 10 years?) they find the man responsible living in Bangkok, Thailand.

Strange stuff. Makes me think that OJ may really be innocent. Guess you just cannot believe everything you read or see in the news.

Bashar - Hitler? Are they one in the same?

You know, after getting a good look at Syrian Terrorist Dictator Bashar Al-Dumb-dumb, I found a strange resemblance to Hitler. Not just his attitude towards Jews and Christians along with the free world, but his face.



Uncanny, isn't it?

Syrians are retarded

How do I know this? Let's say there is a war started by terrorists in Lebanon. The terrorists start lobbing bombs at innocent Jews and fellow Arabs in Israel. Israel, both Jews and Arabs side by side, fight the terrorists. The UN pokes it's nose, (as usual) where it does not belong, begs the US to help instigate a peace plan and eventual cease fire. They do. Israel stops killing terrorists, and the terrorists claim victory.

This from the mind of the president (terrorist dictator) of Syria. Don't believe me? Read more here.

DAMASCUS, Syria (AP) -- Syrian President Bashar Al-Assad said Tuesday that America's plan for a "new Middle East" collapsed after Hezbollah's successes in fighting against Israel, and warned the Jewish state to seek peace or risk defeat in the future.

Bashar is the most retarded thing I have seen out of the Middle East since terrorists decided that burning a KFC was justice for funny pictures of their false prophet.

Just when you think there cannot possibly be anyone dumber than ding dong kim from Korea, along comes Bashar.

Google Maps Flight Sim

Now this site kicks ass! Finally an intelligent use for Google Maps.

This is by far the best use of Google Maps I have ever seen! http://www.isoma.net/games/goggles.html

You fly a plan via Google Maps. The controls work , right/left arrow, bank right/left. Up/Down arrow, plane goes up/down.

While flying around DC, I decided to see how far down I could go, and if the programmer had the forsight to allow the plane to crash. Not only did he do that, but an explosion follows as you plow into the ground or buildings.

This things is hilliarious. I was able to amuse myself for almost an hour the other day.

Just thought I would share this with others if you had not seen it yet.




One other nifty thing. You can shoot by pressing the space bar. The bullets or missiles, or whatever they are hit the ground with mini explosions.

"WTC" Stone may get his Oscar

Well, I did something rather rare and completely unusual yesterday afternoon. I took the day off at shortly before 4PM CST and went to see "World Trade Center". I normally do not have time to watch movies in the theater so I consider the rare opportunity a real treat.

I have to say that I was a bit apprehentious going in. I had no idea what to expect. I knew little about the story. Well, I knew about 9/11 as I lived it, however I knew nothing about the story directory Oliver Stone chose to portray. Without giving too much away, I have to say that this is probably the best portrayal of a true story I have ever seen. Usually when a tragic event is portrayed by Hollywood it comes off like some B-Grade made for TV movie.

The acting was wonderful and genuine. The emotions were there weather you lived it or not. I sat alone in a theater at mid day, crunching popcorn, eating a pretzel and sipping cherry coke all the while reliving that day when my mother (originally from the Bronx) called me at 7:35 AM to wake me up and tell me that the Twin Towers had been hit.

I do not think there was a single person in that theater that was not crunching louder on their popcorn to hid their sniveling as tears drenched their tasty treats. I know I was continually salting my popcorn from time to time.

I had half expected to hear little "Left wing" comments, and pokes at the present day events, the war in Iraq, President Bush, and other blip verts of liberal stupidity interjected into the film. There were none. The film was completely devoid of any agenda other than depicting the stories and events surrounding two officers buried alive in the elevator shaft of Tower 5.

Stone really stayed on topic. The film was focused on these officers, their families, and the men that God ushered in to save them.

I really think Stone will get his Oscar this time, and he truly deserves it. Go see this film. It is completely devoid of conspiracy theories, propaganda, and idiotic pokes at those in charge.

In only thing that bothered me about the film was the lack of any Juliani presence. He was there almost immediately. I am a bit remiss about that. However, I have a feeling that Stone wanted to be consistent and keep any kind of hint of politics out of this film.

It's not often something comes out of Hollywood that is not so laden with a liberal diatribe that you feel the need to puke in between scenes. Great job Stone!

Proof Polls are Fixed!

I have conclusive proof that polling is not a good way to get an accurate picture of opinions. At least not when it comes to "Opinion Research Corporation".

I've long been of the opinion that polls were useless. For instance exit polls conducted during the 2000 and 2004 Presidential elections that were the complete opposite of the end result. It seems that polls that are conducted for liberal news agencies may be about as valid as pictures taken in Lebanon for Reuters. Yes, I am saying they are either fabricated, or completely re-written in order to gain a certain outcome one way or another.

Case in point. Some time ago I received a call from the "Opinion Research Corporation", asking my opinion of the war in Iraq. Specifically whether I supported the war effort. The question was prefaced informing me that a series of questions will be asked, as well as my age, political affiliation, race, religion, nationality, etc. I was initially asked if I supported "Bush's war" in Iraq. To which I stated, "Yes, I support America and our war against terrorism, which includes the war in Iraq".

The poller said, thank you very much but I have no more questions for you, "CLICK".

Interesting. Ok, so she never gathered any of the information she claimed she needed, nor did she ask any of the canned questions she claimed she would ask. I was disqualified from the polling because they had obviously not reached their goal of 60% against. I am going to assume this poll took weeks, perhaps months to complete if this is the way they approached their data manipulation.

So what is this all about? Well, today I see the results of this poll in a story on CNN with the following headlines:

"Poll: 60 percent of Americans oppose Iraq war"

The story goes on to say:

And a majority of poll respondents said they would support the withdrawal of at least some U.S. troops by the end of the year, according to results from the Opinion Research Corporation poll conducted last week on behalf of CNN. The corporation polled 1,047 adult Americans by telephone.

"support the withdrawal of at least some U.S. troops by the end of the year"

Yeah, ok, and who would not? I really wonder what the rest of the questions that lady was going to ask me were. I see nothing here about "Do you support Bush's War?". So supporting the "withdrawal of at least some U.S. troops by the end of the year", translates to, "60% oppose war".

Aside from the obvious flawed, or misinterpreted results of the poll, let us not forget that I was hung up on because I did not give the answer the poller was looking for.

Go figure. Liberals will stop at nothing to tear American down.

Lieberman in 06' - Independent?

Apparently Joe Lieberman lost the primary election last night to Lamont, a millionaire cable executive (rich democrat). The margin was 52 percent Lamont to 48 percent Lieberman.



Here we have a democrat in Lieberman with a good head on his shoulders being forced out because he is not liberal enough. The democrats have been in constant self destruct mode since 94' and it looks as if there are no signs of them stopping this pattern.

My guess is Lieberman will run as an Independent, and the Republican party (which should) will no doubt support him, at least privately. I know I will! Joe, you da man. A good Jew with Balls! Don't sweat it. We're pulling for you!