Useless and most likely disturbing things you really do not care to read about.

Friday, December 29, 2006

Saddam Hanged! - Exclusive Images and Video

It's about time!

Hang em High Saddam!

We are just hours away from a possible hanging. That's right.. After several years and a useless, meaningless, waste of time of a trial later, and Saddam Hussein is finally going to be put to death by HANGING! That's cool!


All I can say is, it is about time! Hopefully this is both recorded and televised live so all the world can see. We need terrorists and leaders of other terror nations to see what will happen to them. It would be good for dumbocrats to see what is going to happen to them too if they keep up their terrorist behavior as well!

Hang em' High!

Thursday, December 28, 2006

Hello?

12 days, no answer to a simple sales question? I give up. It is really sad to think that a product that offered so much, and people who trusted in a developer to deliver on a product would just completely ignore his customers. That's really disturbing to me. Whatever.

If Optigold truly is a dead product, I wish the developer could extend a common courtesy to those that have spent money on his product over the years and simply say, "IT'S DEAD", and stop actively advertising it as if it is not.

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Ford dead at 93

He really did heal a nation. He did more in 865 days in office than any other president before him, or after him has done in twice the time. God rest your soul President Gerald Ford!

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Sunday, December 24, 2006

8 Days, still no answers to Optigold Questions.

What gives?

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Cheryl Tweedy Cole

I just ran across this nice Cheryl Tweedy site. Not only this this site packed with tons of information about Cheryl Tweedy Cole, but it even has some great pictures.

So if you are a big Cheryl Tweedy Cole fan, this is the site for you!

Still Wating for Optigold Answers

Day six here. Still no word?


Question one

Question two

Ok, I will figure the MR thing out myself, but what about the FM question? Hello, anyone home?

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Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Ferret bites babies toes off BULL SHIT!

Now I have seen it all. A mom in Benton, Lousiana is claiming that the family pet, a ferret bit the toes off her infant daughter. My wife and I run ferretboard.com a board dedicated to the care of and ownership of ferrets. We've had several ferrets over the years. Owning as many as four at one time, and having an infant in the home, I for one can tell you that this mommy/daddy team was baked on some whacky tabbacky... This just does not happen. While ferrets do bite, and are predators. The domesticated ferret is probably the safest pet you could ever own. Their little jaws just do not have the strength to bite human toes off, at any age.

We currently have one ferret, and I have never had a problem with my current ferret, or the 3 previous with my son. I have a 1.5 year old lab who is dumb as a box of rocks, but the size of a horse, and he worries me more. Even he would not touch my son, again, at any age.

These parents are FULL OF SHIT. Check out the story below:

BENTON, Louisiana (AP) -- A woman jailed after four of her infant daughter's toes were gnawed off says the family's pet ferret did it, not their pit bull pup as police had said.

But her husband blames the dog, a city official said.

"The way the bite marks were on her foot, the ferret being out of its cage, I knew it wasn't the dog," Mary Hansche told KTBS-TV on Tuesday.

The month-old girl was injured December 10 as Hansche, 22, and her husband, Christopher Hansche, 26, slept; they woke up when they heard her crying. (Watch the calls come in to rescue the puppy Video)

The parents were jailed on $50,000 bond each, charged with child desertion and criminal negligence.

The husband had blamed the dog and told police the ferret had been in its cage all night, Bossier City spokesman Mark Natale said Wednesday.

The charges wouldn't change regardless of which pet was involved, Natale said, because the baby "was injured by an animal while in the custody of the parents."

The girl has been released from the hospital and is in state custody.

Attorney Pam Smart said she is waiting for results of a hair analysis to back up the couple's statement that they were not using drugs, calling the case a "very unfortunate accident."


Be sure to check out the Ferret Board at http://www.ferretboard.com to find out the truth about these gentle creatures.

WHERE CAN I GET OPTIGOLD SUPPORT?

Hello? Anyone home?

Question one

Question two

Friday, December 15, 2006

Rosie the Carpet Munching biggot

Aside from being the fattest, ugliest looking bull dike bitch you've ever seen, liberal nut case and moonbat, Rosie O'Donnel is a biggot. Who would have thought this self proclaimed tubby dike that champions liberal agendas and eats too many twinkies, would be a racist?

The proof is in the pudding, literally.


So the bull dike says she's sorry? No, not really. Like every other high profile member of American Society, when confronted with a wrong, they do not apologize directly. They say something like, "I'm sorry if some people were offended by my comments". That's not an apology.

Rosie's not sorry. What I cannot figure out is why on earth people rip on Michael Richards for using the "N" word, meanwhile Rosie is still on TV after doing, essentially the same thing. Where is the reverend Jesse Jackson? Where is Al Sharpton? Why hasn't Rosie appeared on Lettermen via satellite feed to apologize? Why is Rosie not seeking help?

Rosie's disgusting racist remarks were no different than Michael Richards racist rant. No different in terms of how vile and disgusting they are that is.

However... At least we know that Michael Richards was just flustered and upset, and not really a racist. Rosie on the other hand made her remarks on purpose. Judging from the way she said them, she has done this before.

Rosie, you belong in GITMO.

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

My Teeth

Today started out as any other day. Got pages, circuits down, circuits up, email server took a crap... The usual in the oh so exciting life of an ISP.

After stopping into the office briefly to examine the damage, I went to the dentist for cleaning and to pick up my tooth guard. Apparently I grind my teeth. So much so I have damaged some of them and now need crowns.

Check out this nice scan, (that's right, scan) of my lower teeth. This is a plaster cast that the tooth guard was made from.



My camera was at home so I figured I would try scanning the teeth impression/casting. Came out pretty nice if you ask me.

Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Fake Retard?

How do you fake being retarded? Well, you could register as a democrat. That does it for most people. However, for Pete Costello, who since age 8, along with his mother has faked being retarded.

That's right, for 20 years Pete Costello has claimed to be retarded. Unable to read, write, speak, or even bath himself. Turns out while little Petey is retarded, he is still able to both drive and argue a traffic ticket with an officer, while on tape.

I really can't go on, this is too funny. Read more about it here.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Jason Calacanis, retard or just plain arrogant?

I've seen some arrogant people in my time, but this Jason Calacanis (who the hell is he?) takes the cake. Admittedly, I've never heard of the guy, not that that matters, but I would gather a great many in the SEO world have never heard of him either.

For those that do not know (or care, I know I don't), Jason is the original founder of Weblogs, Inc. which he sold to AOL for 25 million bucks. Then he went to work for AOL. After a short stint at AOL he left, like most that see the end coming, he left claiming he "missed the excitement of building & launching new companies."

Ah, ok Jason...

So what is he doing now? Working for Sequoia Capital as an "Entrepreneur in Action - building new & incredibly profitable companies".

From there? He ends up at SES in Chicago (an obscure little Search Engine Strategies trade show). As keynote speaker he spent most of his time using his favorite word "digg". He did mention the word "digg" as well, oh and of course, aside from the 12 degree sub zero temperature, who could forget him mentioning DIGG?

My favorite Jason quote of the day was this:

"SEO is bullshit, if you generate a web page with good content Google will rank the page properly."


Boy this guy is just smart as a whip. Where do they find such brilliant Keynote speakers? Was there no one on fry station number two at the local Solid Gold McDonalds that could give us a dissertation on SFO (Super Sized Fry Openings)?

So, SEO is BS. This coming from a guy who simply got lucky. Made a paltry 25 million bucks off some over valued Weblog service. Meanwhile, he goes to work for the company that bought it? Can you say, no cash, just stock... Then he leaves; ironically shortly after the CEO left in shame? Can you say BROKE? I have a feeling that not much of that 25 million ever found it's way into his pockets. Oh, I am sure there was quite a bit of cash, just not as much as he claims.

Now he goes to a convention where the attendees are all SEO's, and then calls their profession BULL SHIT? What was he thinking?

Actually, what were the idiot organizers of SES thinking? What a waste!

Monday, December 04, 2006

Pimp My Mac? Protect my MacBook!

No one is gonna steal my Mac again!

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Bill Clinton Voodoo Doll. Just in time for Christmas

I thought this was a cute video. Not the best editing, and appears to be some foreign commercial for insurance or something of that nature. Anyway, enjoy Bill Clinton being manipulated by a voodoo doll.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Half Million Dollar Porsche Totalled by Mechanic Who Fixed It

OUCH... Chris Numme of Port Chester, New York had just finished some minor repairs on a $500,000 Porsche owned by Robert Greenhill and 70 year old investment banker from Greenwich. He was driving the Porsche back to Greenhill when we says he swerved to miss a truck and slammed head on into a telephone pole at 30 (he claims) totaling the car.

What a putz!