Teeth Whitening

Well, it's day two of my teeth whitening quest. Day one yielded some immediate results.. Day two, sadly, I don't see much difference. In all I will spend about 12 days inserting whitening trays into my mouth which I sleep with. At the end of 12 days, I am hoping to have some of the whitest teeth on the planet.

I donated to "Smiles for Life", and was able to get the whitening kit for free as a result! Stay tuned!

Cable Guys coming back again!

For those that do not know, our cable TV at the house has not worked to satisfaction since the day we got it. Aside from a lack of Guide Data, there are a laundry list of problems that include, no data for channels, no guild data, no information about what channel you are on. Flakey audio and video. The picture goes out and comes back about ever 5 minutes. Some channels, sometimes, just do not work. My premium channels do not work half the time.

Through all of these and more problems, oddly enough the Mexican channels work. My Mexican HBO works just fine. Too bad I do not speak Mexican.

Dobbs is a Fuck Tard

Do I really need to say anything else? Who the hell is this guy anyway?

Paris in Jail...

What more can one say... Well, I can say a bit more... Real criminals like Lindsay Lohan are out walking (well driving/crashing) the streets, while Paris ends up in jail.

Hey, I'm not defending Paris here. She violated her parole, and as such, like any other person that violates the terms of their parole, ultimately suffers the consequences.

Lindsay Lohan on the other hand, is caught fucked up again, drinking under age, in possession of cocaine, and gets off with a DUI? No jail time? Hell, she even managed to crash her car, then runs away from the accident. All the while, her antics are caught on video tape!

From where I sit, remembering back to my youth, here is what I would have been charged with as a 20 year old drunk behind the wheel:

Driving Under the Influence (DUI)
Driving while Intoxicated (DWI)
Damage to public property (above $500)
Leaving the scene of an accident
Possession of an illegal narcotic
Wreckless driving
Not wearing a seatbelt (we can only assume)

At least two of the above citations are felonies. Anyone else would have been taken from the hospital directly to jail. Lohan gets special treatment. People like, Martha Stewart and Paris Hilton see jail time.

Am I missing something here?