Definition of Hillary Clinton - CUNT

Hillary, you are a cunt.... Don't show your dirty ass whore face in Wisconsin. We don't want any cunts here.

Barry Bonds record should read JUICER!

Bond is one of the biggest, if not THE biggest ASSHOLEs in the sport of baseball. He called Bobby Costas a "little midget man who does not know jack about baseball."

Let us not forget that not only does Bob know more about baseball than Bond the steroid king, but he knew more about it before Bonds the juicer was born. In fact, Costas probably knows more about Bonds than Bonds knows about himself, stats wise anyway...

Barry Bonds, you make me sick. You have ruined baseball for millions of fans. I hope your dick falls off you worthless piece of shit!

Wal-Mart Sucks

For me to say this, something must really be up. Stay tuned for a more in depth explanation for this statement.

Pizza Man blew it! Litteraly

Man, I could have told you from day one that the flaky pizza delivery guy was in on the gig. I mean honestly, did these guys watch friggin' "Saw" or something? What I want to know is who the hell made the neck bomb? It was quite a sophisticated and ingenious device. A bit over the heads (no pun) of the 3 people supposedly involved in this stupid caper.

Rosie you're one phat phuck

Man Rosie O'Donnel is one big, disgusting, horrible looking bull dike bitch from hell... What an ugly looking person. You know, if she started acting a little nicer or perhaps went on a diet, and stopped wearing that pathetic dew rag people might actually like her.

She has a lower approval rating than Bush and Clinton combined... How is that for sad?

Teeth Whitening Day 11

Well, here we are just 1 day shy of the 12 day whitening project. I can see a difference, and an improvement. I mean, my teeth do look whiter. But not quite as glistening white as I expected. I have a follow up with the dentist this week to see what touch up can be done and if I need to continue the process... Stay tuned!