Benazir Bhutto Assassinated - WWIII on its way

Well, the fuck tards that make up the minority of shit bag extremist Muslams have struck again.. With their towels wrapped tight around their scummy little heads, Talibaniacs and AlcrapWhoreCada morons have killed the only hope of bringing Western peace, influences and prosperity to a region littered with Islamic extremism.

But alas.. As we all know.. This is likely Bush's fault.. It almost always is, right?

Elf Yourself

My wife sent me the following link: http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1333258497

This site allows you to take head shots of family, friends, pets, illegal aliens, whatever, and post them on little dancing elves. What a wonderful 5 minutes of silly holiday amusement this is.

See for yourself below:

Kim Jon Dumb Dong.. Does this guy not look like a freak

This Christmas you need ask yourself only one question. Should a guy that looks like this have nukes?

Who in the hell puts a smoke detector in an attic?

Ok, if your attic is easy to get to, ie., there is easy access, a ladder, steps, whatever, I can see why you might be inclined to install a smoke detector top side..

However.. Picture this if you will..

I wake up at 7AM on Saturday to an insane screeching noise.. I cannot tell where it is coming from.. It is like an annoying ringing in my ears. What could it be? It's even louder as I start heading up the stairs. I go outside and find the ear piercing squeal grows even more obnoxious.

Then and only then does it occur to me that the noise coming from the attic vent on the side of my house contains a smoke detector.

What the fuck? We've lived here over 5 years now and never heard a peep... So some idiot put a smoke detector in our attic.. It's not an easy access attic.

To kill this insane noise maker I had to employ the use of a long broom handle and my neighbors on loan step ladder... After beating that bad boy for several minutes with the broom handle I was finally able to dislodge the battery. No more noise...

I ask again, who in the fuck puts a smoke detector in an attic?